Rory : Mom. Lorelai : - What? Rory : - What are you doing in here? Lorelai : Trying to find a bathing suit for my bust size. Rory : Get back in there. Lorelai : Why? What happened? Did the bag boy try something? Rory : He’s sitting there, he’s watching the movie, he’s perfect… - and he smells really good. Lorelai : - What? Rory : He smells really good, and he looks amazing… and I am stupid! I said, “Thank you.” Lorelai : - You said “thank you”? Rory : - When he kissed me. Lorelai : He kissed you again? What, is he just out of prison or something? Rory : No, not now. Yesterday, at the store. Lorelai : All right. Strike the prison comment. - He kissed you and you said “thank you”? Rory : - Yes. Lorelai : That was very polite.